Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

14 Things You Will Never Hear Darth Vader Say

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1. If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings?
2. Has anyone seen my…

16 Funny Things to Do on a Job Interview

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See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.
Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; ‘Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.’
Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: ‘The strawberry ones are…

What Women Want in a Man

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What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially…

Top 88 Facts about Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the…

The traffic camera

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A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was [...]