A young man and an old man are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The flight has Wi-Fi and the young man decides to have a little fun with his travel companion. The young man asks the old gentleman if he would like to play a game to pass the time. The [...]

Pawns = Employees (limited movements, specific job, expendables) Bishops = Marketing and sales managers (they penetrate, make great jumps and they sacrifice soldiers in order to protect themselves) Knights = Head managers of departments (running madly here and there, tasked with more work, “eat” someone in their way) Rooks = Financial managers (absolute and vertical [...]

An eldery patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again. Doctor, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.” Patient, “Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve [...]

Two blondes were sitting on a balcony and talking about anything. Suddenly, one them asks the other: – Which one is closer to us? The moon or Paris? And the other blonde replies: – Hello!!!!! Can you see Paris from our balcony?

How to impress a woman Compliment her Hug her Kiss her Be gentle to her Love her Tease her Calm her Protect her Keep her close to you Spend money for her Take her out for dinner Talk to her about the moon Write poems for her Talk on the telephone with her for hours [...]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman’s ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined more than…

Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish [...]

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner!” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend…

1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 2. Life is sexually transmitted. 3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich. 5. Give a person a fish and you [...]

1. If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings? 2. Has anyone seen my…

See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; ‘Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.’ Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: ‘The strawberry ones are…

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially…

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every [...]

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was [...]