Joke: A very successful lawyer buys a new Ferrari…

He parks in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes too close and completely tears the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabs his cell

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Old man’s quiz

A young man and an old man are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The flight has Wi-Fi and the young man decides to have a little fun with his travel companion. The young man asks the

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Correlation between chess and corporate environment

Pawns = Employees (limited movements, specific job, expendables) Bishops = Marketing and sales managers (they penetrate, make great jumps and they sacrifice soldiers in order to protect themselves) Knights = Head managers of departments (running madly here and there, tasked

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Joke: The old man’s will

An eldery patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again. Doctor, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.” Patient, “Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven’t told

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Which one is closer?

Two blondes were sitting on a balcony and talking about anything. Suddenly, one them asks the other: - Which one is closer to us? The moon or Paris? And the other blonde replies: - Hello!!!!! Can you see Paris from

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How to impress the opposite sex

How to impress a woman Compliment her Hug her Kiss her Be gentle to her Love her Tease her Calm her Protect her Keep her close to you Spend money for her Take her out for dinner Talk to her

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Top 50 funniest jokes ever told

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman’s ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote

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Drunk man’s wife

Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just

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The statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner!” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder.

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13 Funny Deep Thoughts

1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 2. Life is sexually transmitted. 3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him

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14 Things You Will Never Hear Darth Vader Say

1. If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings? 2. Has anyone seen my…

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16 Funny Things to Do on a Job Interview

See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; ‘Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.’ Constantly fidget with underwear waistband,

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What Women Want in a Man

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially…

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Top 88 Facts about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris’ tears

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The traffic camera

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the

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